Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
June 2013
“I like selling dildos”
—Jose
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
“It doesn’t matter if I have ten thousands moments like this or just this one because it’s all the same. Just that right now, this moment, I have this.”
—Maggie - Love and Other Drugs (via stolenwordswithbettermeaning)
- me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
let me just slip in to something more comfortable
like your vagina
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
I had to walk to another room
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
why do parents get so offended when you forget to do something? my goodness.
“Someone asked me, Do you feel exploited because your tits are in the film? And, no anyway, it’s the opposite. Isn’t the whole feminist movement—I mean, I don’t know, my mom was like doing demonstrations topless in the lates 60s, so I figured, you know, it’s a statement, it’s actually a feminist statement, to me, you know: Fuck you. Here are my tits.”
—
Julie Delpy at the Tribeca Film Festival on Before Midnight (via start-anywhere)
“Fuck you. Here are my tits.”
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
I’m just going to sit in my rom and be sad because Downton Abbey happened to me
remember when the world ended last year
Downton Abbey has ripped my heart out
I will never get over this show.